What’s up Daily Mixer’s! It’s your boy Producer Jim back at it again with my annual article for the Mix, and boy what an article for me to write. This is all about DG and his tardy punishment from last year’s (that’s right 2016) fantasy football league. I think at this point we all are aware of one of his biggest L’s, as if his new team name this year isn’t overcompensating or anything. But finally.. it is time.
After ironing out all the details and going through a ton of Daily Mix red tape, we’ve finally all agreed on a punishment, and that is posting a picture of DG to the Internet’s best roasters, reddit.com/r/roastme.
For those of you not up on r/roastme, it’s simple, and completely consensual as well. In order to qualify to be roasted by the internet’s best, you must follow these simple steps:
- Take a picture of yourself with a sign that says ‘r/roastme’
- Come up with a witty title about yourself
- Stock up on aloe, milk and Tums
- Try not to cry
Pretty simple. Now I know a lot of you are saying “Oh how bad can it be, they’re just some internet trolls”, well guess again. I’ve personally seen some of the most brutal and truthful roasts of people in the history of the internet. If you don’t believe me go check it out for yourself, the link I’ve included shows the top scoring posts of all time, so generally they’re the best ones.
So yeah you get the idea. Now a good journalist never reveals his sources, but an insider has confirmed to me that DG is sweating bullets about this post, and rightfully so after dodging a punishment for nearly an entire year. But this isn’t even the best part. We’re gonna leave the post up for a few days, maybe a week, who knows. As long as the roasts keep coming in it’ll be up. Once it’s over, LTS and myself will be hand picking the top roasts and making DG read them aloud to you guys the viewers. So be on the lookout for that as well.
Overall I think this gonna be one of the best things the Mix has done yet, especially since it’s at DG’s (The golden boy lol) expense. Someone needs to knock him down a peg or two. Remember to spread the word and leave your own message for Dan.
The Link is now live. You can check out the reddit post here. Remember no mercy.
DG is ready for ya.
-Producer Jim, Daily Mix Report.