It’s April again, so you know it’s draft time. LordTreeSap is here along with his fellow NFL gurus Coach T and Brian Trainor to help you guys out with an official first round mock draft.
While Coach is preparing the gameplan of a lifetime this week, it’s not for the State Championship, our boy — a member of the historic 1,000 yard rusher club — is getting married on Saturday and he took some time out of ordering his Yorktown Football-themed wedding cake to give us a mock so shouts to the best offensive coordinator in the tri-state.
Trainor’s spent so much time in the gym this year, you’d think he was one of the NFL prospects preparing for the combine. With a torn labrum ruining that dream, F-45’s own skipped a couple sets of burpees and box jumps this week to give us his Mock 5.0 and he does not disappoint.
As for me, I’m just waiting for the fucking Portland Trail Blazers to win a game so I can keep a roof over my head.
Without further ado, the mock draft of a lifetime.
Here We Go – 1. Jacksonville Jaguars
Coach T: Trevor Lawrence QB, Clemson
Genius pick, right? Lawrence is going to be a stud. Doesn’t take a perfect IQ to figure that out. This is the last time I’ll ever say it, why couldn’t the Jets tank properly for my boy @lordtreesap #JetsHorrorStories.
Trainor: Trevor Lawrence QB, Clemson
LordTreeSap: Trevor Lawrence QB, Clemson
2. New York Jets
Coach: Zach Wilson QB, BYU
Chill with the Patrick Mahomes comparisons. Zach Wilson looks like the little brother of one of my players playing youth football. He happens to also have some really impressive tape. Let’s see what happens…at least Gase isn’t developing him.
Trainor: Zach Wilson QB, BYU
The kid is a winner on and off the field.
LTS: Zach Wilson QB, BYU
When the Trevor Lawrence dream died in Los Angeles, (Thanks again Sean McVay) my attention immediately turned to our new king Z-Dub. His stock has soared since the season ended and the Hawaiian-Mormon surfer bro has become one of the draft’s darlings. Now, the Jets screwed over Sam Darnold in every possible way, so I’m just praying we learned from our mistakes and give this kid the best environment possible to learn and grow. He’s already off to a good start with Saleh’s offensive staff led by Mike LaFleur replacing the GOAT Adam Gase.
Called it on the first day of the year.
3. San Francisco 49ers
Coach: Mac Jones QB, Alabama
This is where the world has him going, so I guess I do too. Now based on what I know about Kyle Shanahan, (best play-caller in the NFL) and what I’ve heard Trey Lance’s strengths are, I’m surprised there’s not more traction there. I think Shanahan wants a QB that he can connect intellectually somewhat with, and Mac provides that. Insane #’s this year, competitor, should come in and be able to run that offense right away. Jimmy G, you have some competition bud.
Trainor: Mac Jones QB, Alabama
LTS: Mac Jones QB, Alabama
4. Atlanta Falcons
Coach: Kyle Pitts TE, Florida
Chill with the HOF talk, but this dude is an absolute freak. A QB’s best friend is a TE, and new Coach Arthur Smith sure love’s TE’s. Atlanta can draft Pitts and have a huge big 3 with Jones, Ridley, and Pitts. OR can draft Pitts, trade Jones for capital, and go forward with their young weapons.
Trainor: Kyle Pitts TE, Florida
LTS: Kyle Pitts TE, Florida
5. Cincinnati Bengals
Coach: Ja’Marr Chase WR, LSU
I’ve seen all of this Chase and Pitts talk to the Bengals and I’m sorry, for their own sake, IT SHOULDN’T HAPPEN. You saw what a putrid O-line did to their FRANCHISE STUD QB. Go protect that man. Get the best OT in this draft and lock stud to protect your investment. Joe Burrow is a DUDE and if he’s protected, he’ll give the Bengals a shot year in, year out. Oh and Higgins/Boyd ain’t to shabby. However, Joe wants his stud WR. The Bengals went out and got 2 tackles (none of which can do what Penei can do). At this point, all signs pointing to Chase.
Trainor: Ja’Marr Chase WR, LSU
LTS: Penei Sewell OT, Oregon
6. Miami Dolphins
Coach: Jaylen Waddle WR, Alabama
The more tape I watch on Waddle, the moreI like him. He’s dynamic in so many ways, and I think the Dolphins pair Tua with a deep threat that can make a huge impact right away.
Trainor: Jaylen Waddle WR, Alabama
LTS: Ja’Marr Chase WR, LSU
7. Detroit Lions
Coach: *Trade* New England Patriots – Trey Lance QB, ND St.
WOW!!! This is probably crazy, but Bill has realized in order to win in this league, you need a QB. Plain and simple. There are no QBs next year. Yes Jimmy G may be available. But c’mon, you’re not winning with him. Bill may not have many years left, and if he strikes gold, ya never know. Trey Lance to the Pats. Sap, thoughts?
Trainor: *Trade* Los Angeles Chargers – Penei Sewell OT, Oregon
LTS: Rashawn Slater OT, Northwestern
8. Carolina Panthers
Coach: Penei Sewell OT, Oregon
Penei Sewell is a beast. The Panthers go out and get an absolute savage in this draft.
*Trade* New England Patriots – Trainor: Justin Fields QB, Ohio St.
LTS: Trey Lance QB, ND St.
9. Denver Broncos
Coach: Justin Fields QB, Ohio St.
The Broncos have Drew Lock and DumpDownTeddy, and well they both stink. Justin fields was 1B with Trevor Lawrence at one point, and John Elway goes up and gets his guy (we’ve heard that one before).
Trainor: Micah Parsons LB, Penn St.
LTS: Justin Fields QB, Ohio St.
10. Dallas Cowboys
Coach: Jaycee Horn – CB, South Carolina
Jerry loves the “sexy” pick, and Horn provides that on the defensive side of the ball for the Cowgirls. Son of a former pro, he should be a plug & play week 1 starter.
Trainor: Patrick Surtain CB, Alabama
LTS: Patrick Surtain CB, Alabama
11. New York Giants
Coach: Micah Parsons LB, Penn St.
F the Giants. Okay, I’m done. Parsons is an absolute freak, plain and simple. Rushes the passer, plays sideline to sideline, can do it all for a team that goes with the best player on the board here.
Trainor: DeVonta Smith WR, Alabama
LTS: DeVonta Smith WR, Alabama
12. Philadelphia Eagles
Coach: Patrick Surtain Jr. CB, Alabama
I struggle with what the Eagles should do here and my mock has changed a lot (although 15 less times than Trainor to be exact). The Eagles have MANY needs, but I’d say Corner, WR, and LB are most important. If Parsons is there, TAKE HIM. If not, I’m good with Waddle/Smith or Horn/Surtain. I’m very confident it will be one of these 5 guys. As it pertains to this Mock, let’s go with Patrick Surtain, son of a former NFL corner who is ready to play and contribute right now. Any Nick Saban DB is NFL ready, and this kid could be special.
Trainor: Jaycee Horn CB, South Carolina
LTS: Jaylen Waddle WR, Alabama
13. Los Angeles Chargers
Coach: Rashawn Slater OT, Northwestern
Trainor: *Trade* Detroit Lions – Rashawn Slater OT, Northwestern
LTS: Jaycee Horn CB, South Carolina
14. Minnesota Vikings
Coach: Christian Darrisaw OT, Virginia Tech
Trainor: Alijah Vera-Tucker OG, USC
LTS: Micah Parsons LB, Penn State
15. New England Patriots
Coach: *Trade* Detroit Lions – DeVonta Smith WR, Alabama
Trainor: *Trade* Carolina Panthers – Christina Darrisaw OT, Virginia Tech
LTS: Alijah Vera-Tucker OL, USC
16. Arizona Cardinals
Coach: Jaelen Phillips Edge, Miami
Trainor: *Trade* Chicago Bears – Trey Lance QB, ND St.
LTS: Caleb Farley CB, Virginia Tech
17. Las Vegas Raiders
Coach: Alijah Vera-Tucker OG, USC
Trainor: Jeremiah Owusu-Koramoah LB, Notre Dame
LTS: Jeremiah Owusu-Koramoah LB, Notre Dame
18. Miami Dolphins
Coach: Teven Jenkins OT, Oklahoma St.
Trainor: Teven Jenkins OT, Oklahoma St.
LTS: Kwity Paye DL, Michigan
19. Washington Football Team
Coach: Jeremiah Owusu-Koramoah LB, Notre Dame
Trainor: Zaven Collins LB, Tulsa
LTS: Christian Darrisaw OT, Virginia Tech
20. Chicago Bears
Coach: Caleb Farley CB, Virginia Tech
Trainor: *Trade* Arizona Cardinals – Caleb Farley CB, Virginia Tech
LTS: Teven Jenkins OT, Oklahoma St.
21. Indianapolis Colts
Coach: Kwity Paye Edge, Michigan
Trainor: Kwity Paye Edge, Michigan
LTS: K’Darius Toney WR, Florida
22. Tennessee Titans
Coach: Greg Newsome II CB, Northwestern
Trainor: Greg Newsome II CB, Northwestern
LTS: Gregory Rousseau Edge, Miami
23. New York Jets
Coach: Elijah Moore WR, Ole Miss
Trainor: Asante Samuel Jr. CB, FSU
LTS: Greg Newsome II CB, Northwestern
24. Pittsburgh Steelers
Coach: Najee Harris RB, Alabama
Trainor: Najee Harris RB, Alabama
LTS: Travis Etienne RB, Clemson
25. Jacksonville Jaguars
Coach: Trevon Moehrig S, TCU
Trainor: Trevon Moehrig S, TCU
LTS: Christian Barmore DT, Alabama
26. Cleveland Browns
Coach: Zaven Collins Edge, Tulsa
Trainor: Azeez Olujari Edge, Georgia
LTS: Jamin Davis LB, Kentucky
27. Baltimore Ravens
Coach: Terrace Marshall Jr. WR, LSU
Trainor: Rashod Bateman WR, Minnesota
LTS: Rashod Bateman WR, Minnesota
28. New Orleans Saints
Coach: Jamin Davis LB, Kentucky
Trainor: Elijah Moore WR, Ole Miss
LTS: Terrace Marshall Jr WR, LSU
29. Green Bay Packers
Coach: Rashod Bateman WR, Minnesota
Trainor: Christian Barmore DT, Alabama
LTS: Elijah Moore WR, Ole Miss
30. Buffalo Bills
Coach: Travis Etienne RB, Clemson
Trainor: Travis Etienne RB, Clemson
LTS: Najee Harris RB, Alabama
31. Baltimore Ravens
Coach: Azeez Olujari Edge, Georgia
Trainor: *Trade* New York Giants – Jaelen Phillips Edge, Miami
LTS: Jaylen Mayfield OT, Michigan
32. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Coach: Jayson Oweh Edge, Penn St.
Trainor: Landon Dickerson Center, Alabama
LTS: Asante Samuel Jr. CB, FSU